May 82 minSATIREI Burned my Thumb During Your First Trimester Okay, I know you were just retching in the toilet bowl for the fourth time this morning but I’ll have you know, something happened while...
Mar 18, 20212 minSATIREI Gave Up my Constituents for Lent and Took Some Needed Self-Care TimeAfter the kind of year we all had in 2020, I knew this year’s Lent I had to do something drastic. I had to give up something for the next...
Mar 18, 20212 minSATIREWhy I Voted No on the Stimulus and Proposed Bootstraps for Every American InsteadI’ll just come out and say it. This country wasn’t founded on handouts. This country was founded on hard work and the sweat of…well, of...
Mar 5, 20212 minSATIRERepublican Senator’s Proposal for Mr. Potato Head with Giant Penis to be New Party Logo It’s time we take a stand together as a party. For years we’ve been representing some star-spangled elephant and don’t get me wrong, I...